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{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

{"slip": { "id": 173, "advice": "Always bet on black."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 140, "advice": "If your hair is thinning, try dying your hair a similar tone to your scalp."}}