{"fact":"The oldest cat on record was Cr\u00e8me Puff from Austin, Texas, who lived from 1967 to August 6, 2005, three days after her 38th birthday. A cat typically can live up to 20 years, which is equivalent to about 96 human years.","length":220}
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El cumple de la abuela is a 2015 Mexican romantic comedy film written and directed by Javier Colinas. The film stars Susana Alexander, Cesar Giraldo and Luis Arrieta in the lead roles.
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