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{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"slip": { "id": 214, "advice": "Things are just things. Don't get too attached to them."}}
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