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New Beginning is the debut and only solo studio album released by Irish singer-songwriter and Boyzone singer, Stephen Gately. The album was released by Universal on 26 June 2000. The release marked his last official studio release, solo or with Boyzone, due to his death on 10 October 2009. The album peaked at number nine on the UK Albums Chart. Three singles were released from the album: \"New Beginning\", \"I Believe\" and \"Stay\".
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